Nikolai von Baer

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Nikolai von Baer (human bard/warlock) is a deceased player character.

Description: Trailer park Tsar Nicholas II. Silver fox, silver tooth, slicked back hair. Not tall or short. Doesn’t look comfortable riding a horse. Is a fancy man. Round, sleepy eyes. Has never done an honest day's work.

Things Nikolai can’t say no to:

1. A bet

2. A drink

3. A beautiful woman

4. A good deal

5. A way to get rich

Things Nikolai owes people:

1. Havok the Goblin - my life

2. Baron Kenneth Maxwell - suppose’d to marry his daughter

3. Count Percy Howard - a kiss on the cheek

4. Sir Edmud the Black Prince - “an army, dammit”

5. Nikolai von Baer Junior - a dad

Things people owe Nikolai:

1. The Lumley Sisters - let me crash at their place whenever

2. Phadrig the Hermit - promised to give me exactly what i deserve

3. Romeo Sangiovanni - a night on the town

4. Friar Florian - the finest cask of brandy

5. Bazso Bas, my former partner in crime - fucking everything, prick

Scorned Lovers:

1. Brogie of the Bog, witch / bitch

2. Harriet Dee, spinster librarian

3. Lenora LaMar, the girl with 1000 eyes

4. Madame Ohben, brothel owner

5. The Honorable Mildred Maxwell, Baron Maxwell’s loony daughter

Past Aliases:

1. Nicholas, original name

2. Nick the Knife

3. Nicholas the Great and Terrible

4. Quing Lai

5. Nikolai Maksimovich Ber